Throw Snowballs? Me?

Be Careful

I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Sometimes I Need Something Senseless

Zombies Ate My Neighbors by Single File So call the neighbor kids, with trashcan lids and buckets on their heads I’m telling you, we’re gonna need a little help tonight So hey man check this out Downtown’s a riot and something’s spreading through the crowd Try channel 9, i’m pretty sure they’re headed straight for this part of town I can’t be certain, but i swear i hear them just outside There’s no way that this is real, so count me in! So grab something sharp, find some cover, kill the lights and nail the backdoor shut This isn’t funny any more Oh no, this means war Don’t take this the wrong way, I’d much rather choke and die than sit alone and fall without a fight So call the neighbor kids, with...